Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW WHY IS NOBODY HAVING SEX WITH ME
*hands u a bible*
MY URL IS LITERALLY CUTEJEWISHGIRL TRY AGAIN
*hands u a dreidel*
The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say.
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark